Vice City Barbell Cartel — Performance Lab
Built Different.
Train Different.
Personalized strength, endurance, functional fitness, recovery, and weight-loss coaching built around your goals, schedule, experience, and real life.
15+ Years of Coaching Experience | Personalized Programming | Real Accountability
Choose Your Lane
Strength and Conditioning
Build strength, power, muscle, work capacity, and physical durability through structured, progressive programming.
View ProgramEndurance Training
Improve cardiovascular capacity, stamina, pace, conditioning, and the ability to perform for longer without losing quality.
View ProgramRecovery and Mobility
Develop better mobility, movement quality, recovery habits, and training readiness — without medical or rehabilitation claims.
View ProgramFunctional Fitness
Move better, become more capable, and improve strength, stability, coordination, and conditioning for everyday life.
View ProgramWeight-Loss Coaching
Combine progressive training, practical nutrition guidance, habit tracking, and accountability to support sustainable fat-loss goals.
View ProgramHow It Works
GET ASSESSED
Answer a short set of questions about your goal, experience, schedule, equipment, and preferred training location.
PICK YOUR PACKAGE
See the training track and coaching level recommended for you, then select the package that fits.
CREATE YOUR ACCOUNT
Enter your details, verify your email, and your member portal is ready to go.
TRACK THE WORK
Complete workouts, record results, check in, and measure progress inside the member platform.
Your Entire Program. One Place.
Workouts, logging, progress, appointments, check-ins, and direct coach messaging inside a private member platform.
Lower Body Strength
5 exercises · 55 min
88 / 100
+6 vs last week
Trap Bar Deadlift 315×3
Pending coach approval
1-on-1 Training
Thu · 6:00 PM · Local Facility
Sleep 4 · Energy 4
Logged this morning
"Strong week. Push the pace Friday."
Goal Progress — Demo
Alejandro "Ale" Uribe
Alejandro "Ale" Uribe is a certified strength and conditioning coach with over 15 years of experience in personal training, CrossFit, bodybuilding, powerlifting, and functional fitness. As the founder of Vice City Barbell Cartel Performance Lab, Ale combines proven training methods with nutrition guidance and accountability to help everyday people become stronger, healthier, and more confident.
Training Locations
Local Facility
LA Fitness
Outdoor Park
Virtual Coaching
Exact availability and any facility-access requirements are confirmed during your assessment.
Four Levels. One Standard.
Performance Assessment
$99 one-time
The starting point for every member — a full performance and goals assessment with Ale.
Digital Performance
$129/mo
Fully personalized online coaching with programming, tracking, and direct access to Ale.
Hybrid Cartel
$500/mo
Digital coaching plus eight in-person sessions each month — two per week — with weekly check-ins.
Elite Performance Lab
$749/mo
Maximum coaching access — twelve in-person sessions each month, weekly programming, and priority everything.
The Work Speaks
Real client stories coming soon.
We only publish verified results from real clients with recorded consent. No fabricated reviews. Ever.
Your Goal Needs a Plan.
Start with a performance assessment and find the coaching level that fits your goals, schedule, and training environment.